January 2011
38 posts
quotes from nathan on misfits →
don't fuck a wounded bear.
so i went away for the night again. and had a blast… one girl decided to discuss with me why she always finds guys who have small dicks. it was quite long winded… apparently her friend would fuck dudes and come back and be like omg he was so big and she would get with guys and come back and be like wtf he was so small. meanwhile my gf is still sore today from what i’ve done to...
so i called out of work… which means i might decide to drive to the wifey at her school for the night and make it back for practice tomorrow morning. sex sex sex. ima get it in blah blah.
finally attached my headboard to my bed
its a queen sized bed, so you’d think it’d be awesome for everything. meaning sex.. but since the headboard was just chillin and not attached, everytime i’d move it would bounce and hit the wall and make a racket. but now that i attached it, i can get the wifey over, bend her over on the bed and hit it as hard as i want and the only noise i gotta worry about is how loud...
sporting a new goatee
"Want to hear a joke about my cock? actually,...
itstimeforyoutobr0up:
exceedinglypeculiar:
Want to hear a joke about my vagina? Actually, nevermind you won’t get it.
in one of those fed up moods
mary you bitch
so i picked up a t shirt off my floor
and i was gonna use it to blow my stuffy nose.
so i do, and i just happened to blow my nose right into a hole in the shirt, getting snot all in my hand.
slick move shithead
for the past 48 hours
i’ve been away from home. i went to visit the wifey at school for a day, and ended up staying two nights and doing the hour drive back from there directly to my class. basically this trip was made up of all the head/sex that i’m not going to be getting for a few weeks and all the cuddling we could handle.. cuz we’re both queer like that. but then last night, while snuggled on...
fudgeyeahsolitaryconfinement asked: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccekG6vkjKg&feature=related
don't call me baby
don't call me baby
Meanwhile in England
dollparts-:
two issues with skins
Maxxie, he was one of the best parts of skins uk
and more importantly,
the exact same episode? if i wanted to watch that story, i woulda watched the british one
donated blood today
almost fainted (which is a first for me, i’m usually really good with it.) then, as i turned pale white and heated up right quick, the worker who pierced me, she says “you look hot” i respond, it my waning consciousness, “are we still talking about me being ill?”
man.. i cant function and i still do work.
this week has been far too hectic
i’ve seen the black swan, spent a night untill 5 in the morning drinking/having chicks hit on me… turned 3 girls down, latin danced for a bit, had 3 days training. spent quite a few nights with the wifey. jets games, netflix. and on top of it all, we get fifa 11 and i think it blows goats. and school tuesday. muthafucka. i’ve enjoyed this year thus far.
this reminds me of my desire to be a writer
"It was a long time ago," he said. "I don't remember what I was wearing. I don't remember if the sun came out."
"I just want to make sure I get everything right."
"You won't."
"This is your story. I don't want to fuck with it."
"David--"
"A couple of things still don't make sense to me--"
"David," he said. "You're a writer. Make it up."
If the mystics were right and we are doomed to...
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“I have always lived violently, drunk hugely, eaten too much or not at all, slept...”
– John Steinbeck (via quotewhore)
i literally quoted assassins creed at some bitch last night. she kept asking me questions about why i do things and my answers werent good enough so she’d ask if it was true and i’d answer nothing s true everything is permitted. i got a serious kick out of it
stupid me
went and felt ill all day. but its ok cuz tomorrow, even though i have to go to work and i dont want to, i get to go to the wifeys house for the jets game right afterwards. and that should be a very good time.
“Heroin is so passé”
– The Dandy Warhols — “Not If You Were the Last Junkie on Earth”
so ummm.
officially not single anymore. saw the fighter last night. got the pick her up and mom and dad were waiting in the living room of her house for me shtick. then went back to her place after the movie and ended up having a chat over whether or not we should be an actual item. and now we are. i’m pretty happy with this new turn of events.
resolution
learn to behave.
stop getting shittily drunk.
get a girl and make it last… at least for a week anyway.